This guy’s walking down the street when he falls in a hole. The walls are so steep, he can’t get out. A doctor passes by and the guy shouts up, ‘Hey you. Can you help me out?’ The doctor writes a prescription, throws it down in the hole, & moves on.
Then a priest comes along and the guy shouts up, ‘Father, I’m down in this hole can you help me out?’ The priest writes out a prayer, throws it down in the hole, & moves on.
Then a friend walks by, ‘Hey, Joe, it’s me can you help me out?’ And the friend jumps in the hole. Our guy says, ‘Are you stupid?! Now we’re both down here.’ The friend says, ‘Yeah, but I’ve been down here before, & I know the way out.’
I cannot stress this enough.
To my daughter I will say,
‘See your beauty
without a compliment
or a mirror.’
repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014
“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”
Loneliness does not come from having no people around one, but from being unable to communicate the things that seem important to oneself, or from holding certain views which others find inadmissible.
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